You know your sunburn is bad when your bf thinks your pale ass underboobs are a sand-colored bikini top .___.

Me in the shower a little while ago: I dunno how long it took for me to KO, what time I KOd, how long I slept, I know nothing. I am the Jon Snow of sleep.

And with what I said in my last text post. I’ll be gone for a week guys so pls don’t unfollow.